Our society, our work ethic, our Adderall, our whatever else, has created a sort of epidemic of hyperfocus in our modern world. As a serious sufferer of this condition, I can vouch for how difficult it can be to just r…

Am I just Mexican/Chinese in Indian garb? There's an awesome episode of How I Met Your Mother where the gang is discussing what they want for dinner and the following happens (I'd have video were it not for copyright cla…

One of the most mis-heard lyrics of all time is from Peter Gabriel's metaphorical ode to what all metaphors in music refer to sex, Sledgehammer: "Show me 'round your fruit cage and I'll be your honey bee..." Turns…

*ick* I thought of this after I had been perusing the tons of awesome submissions y'all have been sending in and this one was just taunting me. Though I could perceive its scrumptiousness, I was not tempted by it. Not in…

Add a brown bag to really class it up. I have two groups of friends: the scummy, broke, boozin', I've-got-friends-in-low-places kind of friends; and the wealthy, ballin', boozin', la-la-la-la-wait-till-I-get-my-mone…