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Oklahoma Ezra and the Temple of Popcorn
And so there I was. Traversing hundreds of miles of desert, jungle and Interstate 35 when finally I come upon the ancient relic I sought. A blog entry for my 10s of fans of food and the related wisdom therein. I wei… -
Well That’s Just Peachy Keen!
Another late night is upon me, and another thousand or so brain cells fried, but since hilarity visits my cranium more often under fatigue, I suppose it’s time to bring out the latest chapter of food for my thoug… -
Holy Sriracha Batman!
Despite all efforts to be swallowed up by outside world activities like another musical down in the booming metropolis of Ardmore Oklahoma (Which was a fabulous experience doing 9-5 as the 3rd sexiest detective ever to… -
The Doritos Taco + A Green Cake!
Now that I’ve had a little time to motivate the few brain cells that I have left, I thought I’d throw you another quicky bit of dislocated wisdom before I do my next big review. Okay, maybe not so much a word… -
Invasion of the Cookie Snackers
What do you want? Wait, you mean the geneva convention still hasn't gotten around to a worldwide ban on my food blog and you're reading this waiting for something profound? Oh geez...OK, if you insist I guess I'll grace… -
Spicy Salsa Starters
Since my April allotment of brain cells exceeded their maximum value, I decided I’d try and scramble things back together with my first foodie wisdom for the month of May. I’ve actually been working on two se… -
A Bitter Oil Symphony
One of these days there will come a time when right in the middle of one of my reviews my brain will seize up and I will fall over dead, much like the animator in Monty Python’s Holy Grail. Until then I shall cont… -
Drippin' Sauce: Gourmet Sauces and Ketchup
Eventually my dear readers I promise to feature a product review that isn't supposed to be slathered on like an election year campaign promise or an immediate cry for a trip to the dentist. Right now though, you'll hav… -
Texas Toffee
If you haven’t already lost your appetite for the next week or picked up a convenience store romance novel, I have decided to force through my latest bit of culinary review-age. I had actually planned to smack d… -
Cast Iron Skillet Grill Insert
One of these days I will learn not to put more on my life’s plate than what I can handle and by then I’ll have a nice wooden box padded with lovely pillow lining to rest in too. Since all plans to get a thi…


