Thursday, 31 January 2013
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10 Foods I Will Never Eat Again
I'm far from a picky eater, but even I have my own boundaries. These are ten things I will never eat again.
10) Bologna
If salami and pepperoni and hot dogs had a baby, this is what it would be.
9) Spam
Bologna's evil, inbred cousin.
8) Beef Brisket from Sonny's
It was dry, and chewy, and chunky, and if someone had told me they had fed me dog food, I would've been convinced.
7) Fat free sour cream
It tasted like whipped, spoiled milk.
6) Miracle Whip
Don't let those sneaky a**holes in the commercials fool you. It does not look, smell, or taste anything like Mayo, and it is not better than Mayo.
5) Oatmeal
Hot, cold, with milk, with water, I don't care how you prepare it. It's disgusting. Imagine chewing on slimy, chunky boogers.
4) Brussel Sprouts
If cabbage had a midget, inbred cousin, this would be it. Imagine chewing on soggy lettuce... made out of rubber.
3) Guacamole
Imagine cold, mashed up peas... mixed with milk. How people eat this is beyond me.
2) Publix brand Easy Mac
I don't know who the hell approved this for human consumption, but I assume they were maybe in cahoots with the creators of Miracle Whip, because that's exactly what this stuff tastes like. Macaroni noodles mixed with Miracle Whip.
1) Shrimp flavored chips
We found them at Walmart, in the ethnic foods isle. We should've known it would be a bad idea. They smelled like shrimp, didn't taste much like shrimp, but had this horrible aftertaste of spoiled shellfish and broken dreams, and failure.
How many of these have you tried? What are some foods you would never eat again? Are any of these your favorites?
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I love guacamole. I can take or leave the oatmeal. I'll only eat steel cut.
Guac and Brussels sprouts are two of my favorite things- and those Brussels sprouts pictured above are WAY overcooked. I like mine roasted with bacon.
spam, shrimp chips, and oatmeal are all foods i love!!!!
I love oatmeal, guacamole and shrimp chips. I don't like long green beans.
Ewwww I hate guacamole.
I can be okay with oatmeal as long as I have a bunch of jam or honey added to it for flavour.
I haven't tried the others listed here - but I've had beef brisket (not that particular kind) and it can be pretty yummy.
I hate calamari and chunky stewed tomatoes.
I love the shrimp flavored chips! It was and still is one of my favorite snacks. Salty, smelly goodness! Yum!
Spam, Brussels sprouts, guacamole, and shrimp chips are all delicious to me!
i don't like spam, i don't like cold cuts, i don't like brussel sprouts, i don't like pepperoni except when it's cooked on pizza. i'm a picky eater.
that's interesting that Walmart starts to sell the the Shrimp flavored chips. i found them at the Asian stores all the time.
I HATE OATMEAL X.X It tastes good, but it feels like I'm swallowing vomit.
are you SERIOUS??? BRUSSEL SPROUTS AND GUACAMOLE??? you must be having them the wrong way!!!
Humorously, brussel sprouts basically are the midget, inbred cousin of cabbage.
let the haters hate
@sassyjessie@xanga - so you like the short ones? me too!
@Marica0701@xanga - I can't do the stewed tomatoes, either, but I do have a special place in my heart for calamari.
@VNlilMAN@xanga - you're not subscribed to me anyways, so don't worry. I only had it once from some weird mexican place, so maybe they didn't make it the right way.
@meowiloveyou@xanga - kinda sounds like me. I won't eat cold cuts besides turkey or chicken, and for the most part, I don't eat pepperoni.
@Losertastic@xanga - that's what everyone's been telling me. maybe I've been doing it all wrong :)
@nihaokeisha@xanga - yes! some of this stuff I can't eat simply because of the consistency.
@konni@xanga - maybe that's why they didn't taste the best. it wasn't the Walmart brand, but maybe it wasn't the best brand to be trying.
@TheGuyYouD0ntKnow@xanga - haha you got a little kick out of that, eh?
@Erika_Steele@xanga - if you like oatmeal, do you like grits? and if you like guac, do you like hummus?
@Love_in_102@xanga - I want to reiterate, steel-cut oatmeal. It doesn't have the same consistency as rolled oats. Rolled oats are gross and slimy. Grits are Ok. I like hummus, too.
@Erika_Steele@xanga - oh, really now? I've probably never had the steel cut ones. maybe that's the problem.