Thursday, 31 January 2013
I'm far from a picky eater, but even I have my own boundaries. These are ten things I will never eat again.
If salami and pepperoni and hot dogs had a baby, this is what it would be.
Bologna's evil, inbred cousin.
8) Beef Brisket from Sonny's
It was dry, and chewy, and chunky, and if someone had told me they had fed me dog food, I would've been convinced.
7) Fat free sour cream
It tasted like whipped, spoiled milk.
6) Miracle Whip
Don't let those sneaky a**holes in the commercials fool you. It does not look, smell, or taste anything like Mayo, and it is not better than Mayo.
Hot, cold, with milk, with water, I don't care how you prepare it. It's disgusting. Imagine chewing on slimy, chunky boogers.
4) Brussel Sprouts
If cabbage had a midget, inbred cousin, this would be it. Imagine chewing on soggy lettuce... made out of rubber.
Imagine cold, mashed up peas... mixed with milk. How people eat this is beyond me.
2) Publix brand Easy Mac
I don't know who the hell approved this for human consumption, but I assume they were maybe in cahoots with the creators of Miracle Whip, because that's exactly what this stuff tastes like. Macaroni noodles mixed with Miracle Whip.
1) Shrimp flavored chips
We found them at Walmart, in the ethnic foods isle. We should've known it would be a bad idea. They smelled like shrimp, didn't taste much like shrimp, but had this horrible aftertaste of spoiled shellfish and broken dreams, and failure.
How many of these have you tried? What are some foods you would never eat again? Are any of these your favorites?