Thursday, 04 February 2010

• Daily Q: What's Your Favorite Fast Food Chain?

  As you all must know by now, I don't eat meat. What y'all may not know is that at one time, I did eat meat. And in this time, when I ate meat, I *really* ate meat.

  I had four basic food groups: McDonald's, KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza. Just any pizza, really. I'd even gone to local places in the south that fried chicken so deep it hurt my teeth to bite into it.
  

  On a special occasion, I'd even take a chance (this is a reference to the chances that those vague little burgers would actually stay down) at White Castle.

  

  That's why it warmed the cockles of my cold (but still beating), vegetarian heart to see that White Castle is offering a special Valentine's Day promotion where you and your boo could reserve a table at the fine establishment, be waited on, and have a candlelit dinner...of tiny sliders and chicken rings.

  It just got me to thinking back on the good times I had eating absolute, filthy, this-is-basically-GARBAGE junk food, and keeping it all down with a cigarette or two after every deliciously shameful meal. My mouth was like a vortex of toxins. A danger zone, so to speak. 

  But some food is so bad it's good. Some food needs to make you regret it after, it's part of its appeal.

  What are your favorite disgustingly, horrifyingly, unhealthily GREAT fast food joints?

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