Tuesday, 02 February 2010

  • Portland's Premiere Punk Rock Bakery: Voodoo Doughnut


    This is a definite DON'T-nut.

    The "Speedball" Doughnut had an understandably short life. It's contents-cough syrup and caffeine-just didn't vibe with the anarchic youth contingency of Portland, Oregon. Actually, more like, it *did* vibe with Portland's youth, which in turn did *not* vibe with Portland police.

    Other confectionery concoctions from Voodoo Doughnut-Portland's prideful baking establishment run by two guys named Tres Shannon and Cat Daddy-were the Jägermeister doughnut, the Nyquil doughnut, and the Pepto Bismol doughnut-all of which were murdered by a simple phone call from some totally fascist government agency called the FDA claiming that "you can't put medicine in food."

    Buzzkills.

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