Friday, 15 January 2010

• Jersey Shore's Contribution to Drinking: Ron Ron Juice

  
   

   

  I am a Jersey girl, and I can attest that I've never heard of such a concoction before. If you ask me my favorite make-at-home cocktail I'm gonna have to go with the classic: Majorska (or any vodka that comes in a plastic bottle, really) and apple juice. I have many fond (fond, gross, whatever...) memories of me and my friends pooling all our change and embarrassingly handing it to someone of legal drinking age with the request of buying us these humiliating ingredients.
  
  *Shaking off nauseating recollections of the past*
  
  Anyway...I'm now 23-and frankly-it's high time that I upped my pregaming game. That's why the below clip of Jersey Shore's Juicy Juicy Ronnie mixing up his crunkness elixir fills the cockles of my normally cold, unfeeling heart with youthful excitement. Can you imagine, a drink that actually appears drinkable?

  
  

  For those like me who were too busy drooling to really pay attention to the ingredients, here they are:

  • Actual Watermelon (the fruit, not the synthetically flavored liquor store mixers)
  • Cherries (see "Actual Watermelon")
  • Cranberry juice
  • Copious Stolichnaya vodka (*classy classy*)
  • Ice
  • Blender
  • Mental Preparation for "a filthy night"

  
  

  Would you dare to experiment with Ron Ron Juice? What are your favorite pregaming cocktails?

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