Monday, 07 December 2009

  • Stroh 80 (It's Not Whisky But It'll Get You Drunk)


    Yes I realize the precious ethanol is burning off, but look how cool it looks!

    To tell you about Stroh, I have to tell you about schweinshaxe.

    Years ago, when I was in Germany for the first time I had something called schweinshaxe. It's a hunk of roast pork with the skin on and it's... well it's fucking delicious. The first time I had schweinshaxe I thought, "Oh my god, this is the best thing ever." When I got back to the US, I found that German cuisine isn't very common. Furthermore, any place that says they serve German food just serves sausages and sour kraut. Bullshit. If you don't serve schweinshaxe you're not serving German food.

    Long story short, I found a place in manhattan on 2nd ave between 86th and 85th st called Heidelberg and that is where I discovered Stroh 80. After a big meal of roasted pig, they brought out the dessert menu that had after dinner drinks. Being the macho asshole I am, I of course ordered the strongest thing on the menu, which was the Stroh 80.

    Now, you might be thinking the 80 means 80 proof, and you'd be wrong. Very wrong. the 80 means it's 80 percent alcohol. 80 percent as in 160 proof.

    I'd only had it there, but last Friday, I was making a beer run and I spotted the bottle so of course I had to buy it, along with my new flatter flask. (Fits easily in my pocket). I carried it around all weekend. The Stroh was sloshing around, first in my flask, then in my stomach. Being that it's 160 proof a little obviously goes a long way.

    The details: It's a rum. It's Austrian, and it's 80 percent alcohol. It's artificially flavored and has yellow dye number 5. Yeah.

    The taste: It burns.... A LOT. But at the same time, the flavor is very strong, and it has a very herbal nose. My friend insists it tastes like butterscotch, and I'm inclined to agree but it tastes very herbal as the same time. It's very thick... very syrupy.

    That about wraps it up for today. Apparently people don't drink this stuff neat. It's going to be a regular in my flask rotation from now on as far as I'm concerned. Try some, it's great.

    Have you tried Stroh or schweinshaxe before? What's the strongest drink you ever had?

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