Tuesday, 01 December 2009

  • Recipe: World's Best Lasagna



    There's really nothing like a good lasagna. And trust me - this will probably be the best lasagna you ever eat. If it's not... well then, I guess I like to exaggerate, huh?

    Ingredients:
    • 2 lb. hamburger/ground beef/same thing
    • 1 small green pepper
    • 1 big onion or 2 small ones
    • 2 jars great value/prego (I used great value) chunk onion and garlic sauce
    • 2 small or 1 medium can of mushrooms
    • Lasagna noodles!
    • Shredded mozzarella cheese
    • Shredded parmesan cheese
    • 1 medium tub of cottage cheese
    Directions: Preheat oven to 350. With your onion and green pepper, you'll want to chop them up. Personally, I invested in a Vidalia chopper (it's in your as seen on tv aisle in walmart, go get one!) because I cannot stand the smell of onion. I cry every damn time. So yes, go get you one. Otherwise, just chop both up pretty small. I chop 'em up as small as i can without them being transparent, but hey, if you want it chunkier, but all means go ahead





    Also! You cannot just smoosh lasagna noodles together and cook them like you do with spaghetti and such. You'll probably need a larger pot for that. Otherwise, just cook the noodles however the package says. DO NOT for the love of all that is holy buy the noodles that are all "Oh yeah, you can just stick me in the oven and go!" yeah, just don't.

    Okay, so your noodles are on. Now we want to take a big ass skillet and brown up our meat. Once it's all brown, you'll want to drain all the juice from them. Hold up! Wait! Keep them in that skillet, geesh. Now, pour your jars of sauce into your skillet and mix it all up. Put your burner on low and just let it simmer. Also, remember to add in your veggies (pepper, onion, mushroom) and stir those in as well. It doesn't have to simmer for a long time, just let it do so while you're prepping your pan and all that.





    Typically, you'd use a 9x13, but I didn't want that much lasagna so used a slightly smaller pan. Oh? Why did I use 2 freaking pounds of meat then? Because I like my lasagna meaty, kthx.

    Anyway. So you want to put a few spoonfuls of your sauce in the bottom of your pan, and spread it out. Next, take a few spoonfuls of cottage cheese and cover the sauce. This doesn't have to be pretty, or even completely even. Mine sure as hell isn't, but just as long as you're happy with it. Next, sprinkle on some moz/parm cheese, and put your first layer of noodles. My pan took 3 noodles across. You'll want to continue this pattern (sauce, cottage cheese, shredded cheese, noodle) until you get to your very last layer. By now you'll probably be out of cottage cheese, which is fine. DO NOT use cottage cheese on the very top layer. Put sauce over your noodles, and then smother that shit with your shredded cheese. I mean smother it. Make sure it chokes.

    Hey, I never said this was healthy. If you want healthy lasagna, head on over to karmavore's site and enjoy.

    Now, stick that puppy in the oven for 30 minutes, give or take. Really you just want the top to be a nice golden brown.

    And now: omnomnom!

    How do you make your lasagna?

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