Friday, 06 November 2009
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Friday Fun: What Are You Bringing to the FOOD FIGHT?!
A fooooooooooood fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhht has just broken out on IRLF! There are no rules. There are no allies. The lunch room monitor has just stepped out and it's every foodie for him/herself.
I'm packing a bag of grapes to start and breaking out the banana pudding if things really get heavy. What's your weapon?
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Comments (36)
Mashed potatoes and gravy, maybe some corn added in for good measure.
Durian!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
Nah, I take that back. I'd probably end up killing someone with it. Plus it would smell really bad.
Two cans of whipped cream holstered to my belt cowboy-style, and two squeeze bottles of mustard in my hands.
@chow - That's just cruel D:
Soft bread rolls filled with cheese or soft ice cream snowballs.
@chow - Ow. That's like a 5 lb sharp, pointy rock. That's not even fair, haha.
I was gonna say cupcakes and boiled eggs.
macaroni and cheese.
@Athlyx@xanga - Okay, if someone was throwing cupcakes at me, I'd be catching them, running away and omnom'ing on them :D
Love your hair color btw!
Mayonnaise.
spaghetti and meatballs the size of softballs ;)
applesauce
a stale baguette to fend off any solid projectiles. :P
@chow - ack, durian? You really don't pull punches, do you.
I'm going to go with @methodElevated@xanga's condiment idea, except using ketchup instead of mustard. You can get better range and ease of firing with ketchup (do I know this from personal experience? Weeellll...).
@just_the_average_jane@xanga - You know, back in the day (yeah the olden days); we used to take rubber surgical tubing that we would get from the speargun shop; a very large-gauge one, and fill it with pressurized liquid (usually water for water fights) but we've filled it with other stuff too.
The tubes expand and can hold a lot of volume, so you can wrap it around yourself, filled with say, five gallons of ketchup or something, and it expels with a lot of force. With water, I've shot a solid stream maybe 50 feet before. And this isn't a little super soaker stream. I'm talking about the kind of volume that's like a water baloon striking you every 1/2 second. Actually now that I think about it, the big one probably had a flow rate of about 1 gallon per second. Like, you could probably propel a cat across the floor with it, Korean Riot Police style, though that would be really uncool.
@chow -
Remind me never to get in a water fight with you. I can see that ending badly for me!
@just_the_average_jane@xanga - No... you have only begun to discover your power...
Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the cafeteria!
If you only knew the power of the dark side...
@chow - Muahaha, the floors shall run red with ketchup!
Brussels sprout.
chocolate milk bags (abused and ready to burst) all the way.
and the brito adds classic pie.@chow - how did you make the liquid pressurized in tube?
and rotten guanaba
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guanabana@Athlyx@xanga - LOL believe me, it's a lot more than 5lb!!! ouch!
I'd probably bring sauerkraut!
Or for maximum damage, guava and amberella!
@ignigenae@xanga - I never knew it by this name before!!! I absolutely love getting this as a smoothie in Asian restaurants but I've always known it as soursop. Cool!
Pancakes with syrup.
Honey or Molasses.... Nice & Sticky - sucks for my target!!!