Wednesday, 08 July 2009

• Disney v.s. Breakfast.

  Besides deli sandwiches, you can't get anymore awesomer than the breakfast egg.  How many other food products out there that can even come close to be considered a rival of the incredible edible egg?  What other food product can you crack numerous lame puns about?  Egg-actly!!!
  
  Har har har.
  
  Anyways, as much as I love eggs, I'm not too particular where I get them.  All I ask is that they not be squirming, not be of abnormal color (yeah, I'm racist like that), and that they not be thrown at my car (I'm looking at you punk).  Anything else isn't too important to me.  Sure there might be instances where a company rolls out an egg that above and beyond your average egg.  However, for me to even notice these differences, those above-and-beyond features better be way above and beyond.  And considering how few other eggs have reached this apex of amazingness, I haven't really noticed any other eggs besides the ones in my local supermarket and the one being used in the "this is your brain and this is your brain on drugs" PSA.
  
  I haven't notice anything, that is, until now.
  

  And just for the record, everything that the ad claims that the Disney Egg has is also present in most other eggs.  So I guess the ultimate question is, "What's so special?"  How can Disney possibly improve the already-amazing egg?
  
  

  
  

  
  Okay, Buzz and Woody on my egg.  That's kind of hard to beat. 
  

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