Food Baby Sonogram 1 month = 1 inch extra blubber or 1 course meal
2 month = 2 inches extra blubber or 2 course meals
3 month = 3 inches extra blubber or 3 course meals
4 month = 4 inches extra blubber or 1 Buffet and 1 course meal
5 month = 5 inches extra blubber or 1 Chinese restaurant dinner
6 month = 6 inches extra blubber or 1 Buffet and 2 course meals
7 month = 7 inches extra blubber or 2 Buffet and 1 course meal
8 month = 8 inches extra blubber or 2 Buffet and 2 course meals
9 month = 3 Buffets in one day and google inches of extra blubber.
CONGRATS! Time to eject the Goy (Girl + Boy = Goy)!
I think my food baby is about maybe 5 months. Originally it was 2 months, but I went to a Chinese family dinner yesterday and it grew astronomically! I ate - I apologize for any bad descriptions - pork and squid and squiggly seafood, then I ate mayo shrimp with walnuts, then I ate more weird seafood with fried tofu with shrimp in the middle, then I drank this soup where you put in red vinegar, then I ate this other seafood with bak choy, then I ate lobster, then I ate chicken with those fried colored chips, then I ate fried rice, then I ate noodles, then I ate really yummy fish, then I drank sweet red bean soup, then I ate some fruit, and finally I ate these mini pastry things (almond cookies?)
So you see, I seriously did not stop eating for two hours yesterday. I literally kept stuffing my face until the end because, let's be honest, we only go to family outings for the free food (and maybe for the baby that it's for or the birthday person they're celebrating....)!
Mayo Shrimp with Walnuts
I have a bad tendency to eat whatever is in front of me and so that's why I can't go to buffets too often - it's suicide! I'll stuff my face until I can't move anymore because it's a buffet and because I'm a fatbutt. I remember once I was stuffing my face so much with watermelon (I love watermelon) that I started to puke out pink water.
Anyways, towards the end of my Chinese dinner, I tapped and rubbed my tummy and asked my food baby, "Are you happy now?" And I swear it grunted in satisfaction.
So what's the most food you've ever eaten? And how big is your food baby?
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Comments (15)
lol.. throwing up pink water is pretty vicious
i have a hard time deciding on what to eat.. so there will be times when i'll just eat everything. even if i'm full, if i wanted something that i hadn't eaten yet, i'll eat it. and i can also be at a point where i'm in pain and still try to finish whatever is in front of me just because it's there.
pizza buffets, golden corral, and chinese buffets are a sure bet that i'm gonna "go off the deep end".. 4 trips MINIMUM.
I'm two months ^_^
hehe...well i love food! even if I just ate if someone offers me something I have to eat it. My food baby is small, but it's still there...hehe
Food baby! Nice! I was at a buffet last night, ate as much General greasy Tso's chicken as I wanted. Steamed rice. Fried rice. Soft serve ice cream. Wonton soup. Egg rolls. I had... fun. XD I only go to buffets hardly ever because I always have this "I have to get my money's worth!" mentality.
haha cute. the mayo shrimp with walnuts looks good and easy to make...i got to try it sometime.
lol... pink water
now i know what you mean. yeah...i literally felt i was pregnant after eating like three meals at an indian restaurant once. we only get to eat indian every couple months so i guess you could say i ate enough indian for two months! it was painful walking all the way back to our hotel like two miles away...not a good sign!
does having a real baby inside you count? I've never made more than two trips to the buffet (each time filling a small plate) even when I am pregnant. I think the most I ever ate was 2 burgers and some fries while pregnant. I might be 3 weeks pregnant unless i go and eat some ice-cream and make it 3.5 weeks.
and oh yea, the mayo shrimp and walnuts looks amazing. I am going to make it.
barfing up watermelon is too extreme! @_@ take it easy, lady! you're really going to hurt yourself D:
but i know what you mean about going to free food- i mean- family gatherings. free food- i mean- family gatherings rock! ^^;
I think my food baby could be 3 or 4 months. I've had it almost all my life (as far as I can remember).
i have food baybays everyday haha i always use that term!
@KrazyAMANDA@xanga - hahaha okay I will try to take it easy. Otherwise, I will die.
my food baby is probably 5 months old given the girth its added to my waist
the most food ive ever eaten was at a buffet when i was 12, after i was done eating the savory part of the meal, which included two servings of prime rib, i ate 75% of a cheesecake in the buffet. i didn't take all that cake at once, i ate slice by slice and went back, until i ate 9 pieces of the 12
i am amazed that i am not the size of Jaba the Hutt
i ditto you on how you eat what is in front of you, but i think that is just human nature. i think we all can be more rational about other things, whether it is bugeting our money or limiting the time we spend on a hobby, but eating and hunger are more primal drives and it is hard to be as rational. but hey, that is what i think and i clearly am a foodie
What a feast! Was this in celebration of anything?