Top Ten Foods That Make You Fart

Thursday, 21 May 2009

Top Ten Foods That Make You Fart
10. Cauliflower (Believe it or not)
9. Milk
8. Beer
7. Mexican food

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6. Broccoli

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5. Sauerkaut (Come on, Cabbage!)
4. Cheese

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3. Carbonated Drinks
2. Beans
1. WHITE CASTLE!

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Thanks, I will avoid the food listed above on any upcoming dates.
- 5/20/2009 10:37 PM
- WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption@xanga (message)
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lol @ the WHITE CASTLE! bit.
- 5/20/2009 10:40 PM
- ScreamingYourSecrets@xanga (message)
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Cauliflower? Hhahah I eat that every night though because they always serve it at the cafeteria. I heard it's supposed to be healthy and cause you to not be hungry for awhile.
- 5/20/2009 10:41 PM
- a_single_raindrop@xanga (message)
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Great to know..... haha
I don't wanna know wt happened to Harold and Kuumar after they ate all that white castle burgers....
- 5/20/2009 10:48 PM
- theHealthRabbit@xanga (message)
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I KNEW THE ONE WITH MILK D<
CURSES!
- 5/20/2009 11:00 PM
- inspireothers@xanga (message)
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I love mexican food!
- 5/20/2009 11:03 PM
- MangoWOW@xanga (message)
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You left out eggs (or maybe that's just particular to my family)...
- 5/20/2009 11:26 PM
- LadyLibellule@xanga (message)
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This posting is hilarious! lol
- 5/20/2009 11:36 PM
- crazysogul@xanga (message)
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Eww, I hate White Castle.
- 5/20/2009 11:37 PM
- Aleesuhn_Muhree@xanga (message)
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@LadyLibellule@xanga - It isn't just your family.
- 5/20/2009 11:41 PM
- kedward6@xanga (message)
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White Castle? lol. No. For real?
- 5/20/2009 11:53 PM
- BerryBerries@xanga (message)
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other than just avoiding these foods, any tips on how to relieve bloating (gas or period-related)?
- 5/21/2009 12:10 AM
- royal_diadem@xanga (message)
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I won't give up my beer.
- 5/21/2009 12:19 AM
- reckless_eagle@xanga (message)
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@reckless_eagle@xanga - If it makes you gassy then you might have too...
- 5/21/2009 12:21 AM
- the_loveliest_tragedy@xanga (message)
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D:

i love broccoli
- 5/21/2009 12:26 AM
- helena__rox92@xanga (message)
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brocoli?!
ewww beer/mexican food/milk farts. gross!
- 5/21/2009 12:51 AM
- raspberryjade@xanga (message)
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and sweet potato.
- 5/21/2009 2:10 AM
- hellolala@xanga (message)
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And lasagna! lol
- 5/21/2009 2:43 AM
- kyleberg29@xanga (message)
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Mmmm. I could definitely go for some White Castle now. Too bad the nearest one is miles and miles and miles away. Road trip!!! XD
- 5/21/2009 2:58 AM
- PsychedelicBreakfast@xanga (message)
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I like Mexican food way too much to stop eating it, along with almost everything else you mentioned. Thank the gods for BENO!
- 5/21/2009 4:34 AM
- ShadesOfAnnie@xanga (message)
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beans, beans are good for your heart,

the more you eat, the more you fart

the more you fart, the more you eat,

the more you sit on the toilet seat.

♪ (:
- 5/21/2009 4:47 AM
- curious_maya@xanga (message)
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farting just means that your digestive system is working!! XD
AND BROCCOLI? really?
- 5/21/2009 5:00 AM
- SeriouslyCheesed@xanga (message)
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Beano, ftw!
- 5/21/2009 5:22 AM
- Ampersands_Anonymous@xanga (message)
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Oh yeah! I love me some Broccoli and I bust out with some farts all the time! The iFart for iPhone ain't got nothing on me! :)
- 5/21/2009 10:09 AM
- happy_mia@xanga (message)
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Kimchi does it, too. And it gets worse as you get older.

Gas X and Beano are great deterents, though!
- 5/21/2009 10:52 AM
- daeshii@xanga (message)
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