Wednesday, 20 May 2009

  • McDonald's - The Next Hitler.

    There was a period of my life where I swore off McDonald's, not just because it was unhealthy, but because of what it ultimately symbolized--> Globalization!

    I took a sociology class and we discussed problems associated with McDs, like how they torture animals and how they exploit workers with their minimum pay (human cruelty!), and I realized that...I don't like McDs all that much.
    So I stopped eating McD's altogether. For a couple of months, I patted myself on the back thinking of how awesome I was for not eating McD's while silently mocking others who were; I even went as far as bashing my family for buying it, whining about how evil Ronald McDonald is. After all, how can you trust a clown with a red/orange jumpsuit to provide you food?

    But, one day, while I was on the road...I was starving and there weren't any restaurants so...I-kind-of-gave-in-and-bought-McD's. BUT in my defense, McD's are literally found everywhere. It's like you're in the middle of nowhere, but somehow you turn to your left or to your right and behind the shady abundance of trees stands the golden arches in all of its glory.

    And the only food available in the middle-of-nowhere is fast food.
    And guess what?
    What?
    The fast food is usually McFreakin' McDonald's.


    Super Size me? No thanks!

    The worst part is that not only does McDs make you obese and torture animals, but you can't escape it. It's too convenient, it's too cheap, and it's too charismatic (with its now all-white meat chicken nuggets).

    Abstaining from McDeath? Did you semi-fail like me?

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