I know nothing about football and I never care to learn. That doesn't mean that I, or other people like me, should be left out of all the excitement brewing today! For too long have my people (people apathetic about football) been left lonely and cold during the nationwide fervor, and to overcompensate for this, we'll often be the first person on the scene of a Superbowl party, inquiring about this team or that team, acting like we didn't care all season but *now* we want to know what's going on...
This is how the Superbowl party has become a national holiday, of sorts, for my people (football hating partyers). The truth is-we eventually realized-we don't have to front. We love drinking and eating. We hate football. We can love Superbowl parties, without loving the Superbowl. They are the one occasion where binge drinking marries
binge eating in a sensational fury of excitement! We too can enjoy the festivities-probably even more than anyone else since we have no emotional ties to whatever is happening!
Although, we *should* try to make ourselves useful since we're not contributing to the cheering or jeering or whatnot.
So: while all other eyes are in pinned to that HDTV, here are some sweet cocktails to keep you busy while you're smirking to yourself about how the Superbowl could probably be the cause of a condition called the Supermunchies.
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